just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
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Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
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I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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