how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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