yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
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Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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