I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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