I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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