1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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