I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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