This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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