Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm like, not good at living.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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