I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
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Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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