Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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