doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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