he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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