In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
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Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.