I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
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Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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