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(330): View more from Ohio

Fuck 8am classes

(330): View more from Ohio

Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes

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(450): View more from Quebec

I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...

(450): View more from Quebec

On that note, do I have a rule?

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(317): View more from Indiana

Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar

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(614): View more from Ohio

I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait

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(519): View more from Ontario

you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..

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(317): View more from Indiana

My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low

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(817): View more from Texas

Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!

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(520): View more from Arizona

I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.

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(850): View more from Florida

He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him

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