My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low