make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
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One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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