You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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