i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
you made out with another girl for some wings
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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