Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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