careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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