I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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