Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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