i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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