I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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