Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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