your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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