just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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