He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
My nipple is on Facebook.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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