Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again http://tfl.nu/uk5s
  Replies (3) Good night (1629) Bad night (529)
• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310): I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless. http://tfl.nu/yhaf
  Replies (7) Good night (846) Bad night (2442)
• Favorite

  (734): View more from Michigan

  I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (734): I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit. http://tfl.nu/jg4n
  Replies (17) Good night (4878) Bad night (720)
• Favorite

  (207): View more from Maine

  You said your dick dragged you up the stairs

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (207): You said your dick dragged you up the stairs http://tfl.nu/g6yn
  Replies (3) Good night (3365) Bad night (922)
• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310): so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood. http://tfl.nu/y4bu
  Replies (7) Good night (3967) Bad night (1087)
• Favorite

  (313): View more from Michigan

  It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (313): It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike. http://tfl.nu/mqaw
  Replies (4) Good night (686) Bad night (1506)
• Favorite

  (231): View more from Michigan

  Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (231): Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often? http://tfl.nu/yhxm
  Replies (4) Good night (1830) Bad night (690)
• Favorite

  (352): View more from Florida

  But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (352): But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus. http://tfl.nu/k1xi
  Replies (3) Good night (1177) Bad night (545)
• Favorite

  (614): View more from Ohio

  Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (614): Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant http://tfl.nu/jhvb
  Replies (3) Good night (1058) Bad night (495)
• Favorite

  (916): View more from California

  I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (916): I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed... http://tfl.nu/imcz
  Replies (0) Good night (700) Bad night (285)
• Favorite

  (949): View more from California

  It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (949): It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants. http://tfl.nu/9y1w
  Replies (5) Good night (444) Bad night (815)
• Favorite

  (304): View more from West Virginia

  I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (304): I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day http://tfl.nu/acew
  Replies (4) Good night (497) Bad night (715)
• Favorite

  (602): View more from Arizona

  I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (602): I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit. http://tfl.nu/cxey
  Replies (3) Good night (548) Bad night (358)
• Favorite

  (727): View more from Florida

  Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (727): Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works. http://tfl.nu/i4yt
  Replies (2) Good night (281) Bad night (435)
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new. http://tfl.nu/nx9b
  Replies (0) Good night (316) Bad night (357)

Randomize