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• (905): View more from Toronto

  Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?

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  i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens

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• (510): View more from California

  I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.

  (404): View more from Georgia

  I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly

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