Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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