Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
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I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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