he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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