i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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