Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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