Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
