come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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