real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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