brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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