Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
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I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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