he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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