I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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