I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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