is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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