how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
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i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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