Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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