whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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