mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
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I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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