ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
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He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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