idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
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We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
All I want is dick and wine.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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