Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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