Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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