Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I need a hoe opinion
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