I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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