You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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