Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
