So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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