her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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