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I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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