Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I wish i was in the wii world.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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