she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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