My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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