the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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